There are some things I have been wondering about...perhaps you have also:
1. Why, do some people, when given their 15 minutes of fame, for doing or being involved in God knows what......they get invited on The Today Show.......to sit between Meredith and Matt...and they show up wearing old jeans, a dingy tee shirt and a baseball cap?
2. Why when you have to take a phone message at home, you either can't find a pen.....or the one you do find, doesn't write....I won't even talk about all of the little pieces of odds and end scrap paper we finally write on.
3. Why on God's green earth do they still make nude color panty hose? and the bigger why......why do some women wear them with open toe shoes?
4. When in the car......you always catch the very end of a song you love, but it never fails......you always hear the ones you hate from the beginning?
5. Why do senior citizens always talk about the medicine they are taking, who died, who is sick, who is buried where......jeez......get some hobbies.....
6. Why do some people dress up in costume to go to the opening night of certain movies? (i.e.....Star Wars, Harry Potter, Star Trek, Batman)
7. Why do some men over 50 insist on buying a Corvette or BMW Z3.....repeat after me.......you look silly driving such a youthful car......not sexy at all.........be elegant and classy...get a sport Jaguar, Sedan Mercedes, Lexus or Infiniti...
8. Holiday Sweaters????? (Halloween, Christmas etc) and the accessories that match (christmas ball or pumpkin earrings)....they leave me speechless.
9. Why do some people camp out for days to be first in line for new tech gadgets coming out? Were do you pee? Do you lose your place in line at that point? If you could wait a couple of months.......the item will be cheaper and you can waltz right into the store....NO CAMPING needed.
10. Why do some women insist on wearing Birkenstocks? Can you think of a more UN-COME-F-ME shoe?
11. Why are the immigration and custom officers in the International arrivals terminal at JFK airport such sour pusses?
12. Why when you have to return something to a store, you find every receipt but the one you need?
13. Why do some people insist on carrying on the plane suitcases that are as big as a car to shove into the overhead? Pay the damn 15.00.
14. Why am I sitting here on a Saturday morning of a holiday weekend writing on this blog??? Well, first off it is raining...and I am expecting houseguests for the weekend....cousins from Canada.
HAVE A FUN WEEKEND??