A frog goes into a Credit Union and approaches the teller.He can see from the nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a loan for $30,000 to take a holiday," he begins.
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says, "My name is Kermit Jagger, my dad is Mick Jagger, and it's okay, I know the bank manager."
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure, I have this."
To wit, he produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink, and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the CU manager, and she disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog by the name of Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you, he wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'
She he holds up the tiny pink elephant and says, "I mean, what in the world is this?" (Folks, you're going to love it...)
The CU manager looks back at her and replies, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are....)
Never take life too seriously!
Come on now, you grinned,
I know you did!!!
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