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Want to throw up???

http://gawker.com/5119862/the-37-million-park-ave-apartment-your-bailout-bought

I do not mean to get anyone pissed off today, being that it is a holiday, but something's just need to be bought out into the open...this morning on the Today Show they did a piece on this dude Peter Kraus that was originally from Goldman Sachs....and was hired by Merrill Lynch........he was at Merrill Lynch for 1 month.......the company was sold to Bank of America and he resigned and collected a bonus of a cool 25 Million!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  They showed on the Today Show that he is now buying a 37 Million dollar apartment in Manhattan on Park Avenue.....5 bedrooms, 4 fireplaces.....you get the point....everyone is up in arms.....the CEO of Merrill Lynch apparently did not get a bonus this year.......they were also saying that because he had a contract....and already has the money....it will be nearly impossible to get it back!!!!!!!!

http://www.wealth-bulletin.com/rich-life/rich-monitor/content/3352869562/

This is what our bail out is buying.....aren't you glad you work long, hard hours and pay taxes??????

PS...Is it me or does Rod Blagojevich look like the "Village Idiot"????

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Today we of course, have to talk about New Year's Eve celebrations.....

What is really the "best" way to ring in the New Year????   First we need to talk about New York City and Times Square.....  They say, everyone should go once before they die....it is something to be experienced........If freezing cold weather, huge crowds, and tight security is your thing........then God bless you........go and have a great time....I think the question all of us who watch the ball drop on TV on New Year's Rockin Eve ask is this:  What do you do if you are in the middle of these millions of people and all of a sudden you have to pee?????  I guess wearing an adult diaper is an option..............What happens if you get diarrhea pains......THEN WHAT?????  I shudder to think about it!!!!!!  A little FYI.......they are calling for 20 degree temperatures this evening with 50 mile an hour winds....which will make it feel like zero....mmmm......fun.....

There are also the public parties in hotels and catering halls........I don't know, but I believe 3/4 of the people that attend these over priced boring events only go out once a year.......ON NEW YEAR'S EVE.......losers. Partying with a bunch of strangers....eating rubbery chicken and people that only drink once a year getting drunk and out of control........wow...let the good times roll.....

I personally think a house party with some good friends is the way to go......you can be relaxed, eat, be comfortable and just enjoy being together.......yep....that is how I think New Year's Eve should be spent.

Wacko's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iX5QOUaQLQ

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_baptist

 

Check out these websites.....these crazy people are wack jobs and need to be locked up and the key thrown away!!!!!!  

 

Nutty people chanting and doing the can-can all while singing that they hate Santa Clause....

 

Don't they just look like a blast to have at a party????????????

 

Have you ever seen a group of more unattractaive losers?????????????????????

 

They need to be sent off to a deserted  island with all sharks around it!!!!!!!!

 

I know, I am mean but guess what....I am not the one teaching innocent little children to hate!!!!!!

10 Things Every Woman Really, Really Wants for the Holidays

Here I go again....another Glamour Magazine List.....from the December 2008 Issue...

OK, so I should have put this on the blog before Christmas....so I am a week behind the times....

1.  Corny, but who cares?  Keys to the car with the gigantic red bow on top.  Run outside!!

2.  Amy Winehouse's voice, without her life.

3.  A guy who never quotes Superbad.....

4.  Him, wearing only some little elf booties and a goofy grin.

5.  An Oscar-worthy gown and some place to wear it.

6.  The picture of a perfect haircut, and a stylist who can actually reproduce it.

7.  To be whisked off to a tropical beach....or a ski cabin...or anywhere at all, as long as whisking is involved.

8.  Peace on Earth

9.  A night of yuletide sex during which he follows this orgasm rule....One for me, two for you.

10.  These words, spoken by your boss: "Have a great vacation, and turn off teh Blackberry.  I'm going to!"

In The Event You Over Indulged.....

You can never say, my friends, that I don't offer you some great advice......during this festive holiday season will be no exception.....

In the likely event that you over indulged in Eggnog, Santa Cookies, Ham, Fruit Cake, Lasagna, assorted chocolates, and various other seasonal "favorites"......here are some suggestions on things you may need to wear to accommodate that expanding waist line.

                   

See what a good friend I am...giving you fashion tips to get you through the holiday season.....Oh and one other thing.....just in case you REALLY went overboard and now can't walk........I hear they rent these on a monthly basis....

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

HAPPY HOLIDAY'S!!!

I hope you all have the best holiday ever!!!!!!  Don't mind if I am not polically "correct"  but

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Holiday Food We HATE!!!

This morning AOL has a fun list of holiday foods, most of us hate....it is cute...check it out.   

http://food.aol.com/holidays/hated-holiday-foods?icid=200100397x1214922426x1200958108

10 Movies to See Before You Die

http://shopping.aol.com/articles/2008/08/08/10-movies-to-see-before-you-die/

AOL did its list of 10 movies you should see before you die..........I decided to make up my own list.

1.  Dirty Dancing.......you haven't lived until you watch Patrick Swayze swing his hips and dance without a shirt on.

2. The Notebook...........one of the best love scenes EVER.......who doesn't want to be caught in a down pour with the love of your life.......then he slams you into a wall....all soaking wet from the rain....and sweeps you off your feet and carries you into the bedroom........enough said.

3.  Until September.....about an American woman that misses her flight and has to spend a couple of days in Paris........she meets a sexy Frenchman with see thru blue eyes and has a torrid love affair......a fantasy of many a woman.....

4.  The Holiday...........Cameron Diaz.......Kate WInslet......Jude Law..........Jack Black.............an adorable and great love story.

5.  Maid in Manhattan............J Lo as a maid that falls in love with a Senator...played by Ralph Finnes....

6.  Waitress..........Kerry Russell stars as a lonely waitress with an abusive husband........has an affair with her gynecologist..........great stuff...

So that is my list of "not to be missed" movies....I have seen each of them at least 25 times!!!!

Most Annoying Airline Passengers

http://www.lemondrop.com/2008/12/19/most-annoying-airline-passengers-ever/

Check out this article....very funny..........14 of the most annoying people on airplanes.....Now the questions is...........Do YOU do any of these very annoying things????? 

You Know you're a GROWN UP when.........

Redbook  January 2009

You know you are a GROWN UP when....

.....you realize that to get respect, you have to give it.

.....you're more focused on how Modonna's kids will deal with the divorce than on which rap star/baseball player/trainer she'll date next.

.....You finally make peace with your freckles, and every other so-called imperfection of yours.

.....you stop doing that thing where you buy a dress that's a size too small, figuring, you will lose 10 pounds in a week in order to fit into it.

......you have friends who are a decade younger and a decade older than you.

.....starting an argument after 9pm (even if it is on the weekend) starts to seem like a bad idea, just like Grandma always said.

.....auto-repair guys don't intimidate you.  Well, they still intimidate you, but you know you don't know (or care) how cars work, so whatever........